CAT-O-PHOBIA

Everywhere I look, I see numerous pictures of cats. Don’t get me wrong, those fluffy cuties can make anybody’s heart melt. Thats not the case when you are scarred by a stray monster that jumps on you when u least expect it. Something like that happened to me a couple of years ago, ok lets cut the bullshit that is exactly what happened with me.  I was minding my own business and sitting indian style on the floor in a bazaar aka market. Ok don’t ask me what i was doing on the floor cuz if I tell you I might have to kill you (sorry I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately). Anyways out of nowhere i feel a sharp stab on my back. As I turn my head back, I see a vicious creature with beady green eyes, sharp teeth and immensely long claws latched onto my back btw that creature is also known as a cat. I still get chills when i think about it, eww!!!!! So now y’all know why I’m not a cat lover although I do occasionally awn at cute cat pics cuz lets face it I’m a girl and we loving doing that sort of shit 😉

Scottish Fold are my favorite because they are adore-a-able!!!!

Love, love and lots of love ,

Thing 2.

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  1. “when you are scarred by a stray monster that jumps on you when u least expect it.”

    Really? You were startled by a little pussy cat and her tiny claws?

    I was mauled in the face by a large Rott-Lab mix who sent me to the hospital for stitches that had to be ripped out a day later due to rotting skin. He nearly removed an eye and my upper lip and I bear the scars to this day.

    Fuck dogs. Kitties, for the win.

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    1. well we all have our battles and live to tell the tale, we can’t all be badasses all the time.

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